February 2012
I am so impatient. I just want the next year or two to fly by so I can finish school and be with him and it’ll be all cute and aw.
There is something in the ceiling of my laundry room and I don’t fucking like it. It sounds like its giving birth.
I’m not doing either of you Sam or Kyle. You always do it and no one else :(
Facebook is better.
gaykward asked: What color octopus do you want?
I like how I post a picture shirtless or a gif or something I get hate but when I actually want questions I get ignored……………….
Let's play the "Yes or No" game.
meowchan:
You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes or no.
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No Rachel Ray, the don’t look like money balls.
I’m actually really considering becoming an RN. I mean, who wouldn’t want to go to work in pajamas and help people?
Dear Mom,
Give me my fucking money.
-Love, Nick.
marththebland:
idea #2: whisper “no homo” into your child’s ear every night while they’re asleep just to be safe
Anonymous asked: you are so cute. $:
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Great news, I have to get my molars removed! But it will cost $650 out of the pocket because apparently my Dads company’s insurance, who deports illegal immigrants, sucks. While teachers in Buffalo get free breast implants and botox.
plasticprince:
kids who think its still cool to call justin bieber a girl